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The Telephone
Call to Hell |
In order to
develop friendly relationship between the two countries,
Atal Behari Vajpayee and Pervez Musharraf decided to visit
each other's country regularly.
The first visit was by Vajpayee to Pakistan. There Musharraf
showed him Pakistan's modern telecommunication systems. It
was so good that Vajpayee made a call to the Devil in hell
and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came
to only Re.1.
When Vajpayee came back, he also wanted India's
telecommunication systems to be at the best when Musharraf
visited India. Suitable arrangements were made.
Mushrraf came to India, visited the telecom department and
talked to Zia-ul-Haq in hell for 5 minutes. But this time,
the bill was Rs. 500!
Musharraf asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone
calls to hell so costly in India ?"
A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan
to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from India, it is
long distance!". |
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